peeing in a cup at the doctor's office you completely miss and wet your hand instead?
the nurse takes one vial of your blood, and after duck taping the cotton ball to your arm says 'oh! i forgot to stick you one more time. . ' and proceeds to rip off said cotton ball without a moment's notice, leaving a bald spot on your arm and tears in your eyes?
the ultrasound nurse says 'wow, your baby is one whole pound heavier than he should be.'
the nurse gets all excited when you say you haven't gotten a flu shot yet?
the doctor makes you wait for 30 minutes in a little room all alone, only to have a two minute conversation with you and say 'see you next time!'?