did ya'll know eggplants are huge??
they are so huge. and fat.
but i need to go into labor before the doctor
comes at me with a scalpel.
i made a quick phone call to ms america
to figure out how in the world
to actually eat it.
tastes. . bland. and nothing like eggs.
has it worked yet? well, it's been almost 24 hours.
i gotta tell ya, contractions have been stronger.
some are hard to walk through.
but that's about it.
i think i've got a mama's boy on my hands.