the funniest things

the eldest says. .
--i almost fell in the potty, but the mama bird and the baby bird will save me.
--mama, to the eldest: what's the second book of the Bible? the eldest says: x-ray.
--Nat said: "i'm going to pray to be a scuba diver and a mama just like you, mama."
--after going poopoo on the potty at IHOP, Natalie returned to the booth and her dinner, kindly saw our waitress and said, 'hi, i'm Natalie. i went poo-poo.'
--'i like chubby jesus.'  (chucky cheese's)
--'this place is beautiful.' as we drove into a gas station.